Thursday, March 21, 2013

Hashbrown Winters and the Phantom of Pordunce by Frank L. Cole

Welcome back to author Frank L. Cole

Frank L. Cole was born into a family of Southern storytellers and wrote his first book as age eight. Sadly he misplaced the manuscript and has since forgotten what he wrote. Highly superstitious and gullible to a fault, Frank will believe any creepy story you tell him, especially ones involving ghosts and Bigfoot. Currently along with his wife and three children, he resides in the shadow of a majestic western mountain range, which is most likely haunted.

 


Character Interview - With Various Characters from Hashbrown Winters


Favorite Candy?
Crunchy, Chewy, gummy, sticky, and... ones in wrappers - Four Hips

You have won one million dollars what is the first thing that you would buy? 
Jet pack - Hashbrown
Jet pack - Snow Cone Jones
New Waffle Iron - Four Hips
An Egyptian Mummy - Measles

What do you do in your free time?
My days are pretty busy thinking of ways to get Melanie Thumbs kicked out of school - Hashbrown
Creating new phrases for our secret code language - Snow Cone
Potty-training Phil - Hambone Oxcart

If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
That's a tough one. I'll have to think about that for a little bit.- Hashbrown
Cockroach Whisperer - Hambone
Waterworld - Whiz

Favorite smell? 
Victory - Hashbrown
Animal Hospitals - Hummus Laredo
A brand new rain slicker - Whiz Peterson

What is your favorite Quote?
"It's not whether you win or lose... It's whether I win." - author unknown - Hashbrown
"A flying flamingo and a magic carpet ride." - Secret Code Language - Snow Cone
"Your prescriptions are ready." - local pharmacist - Measles

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
A place filled with people with tiny thumbs, so I could be king - Hashbrown
I'm really loving the idea of a dessert island - Four Hips
Minnesota. The land of a thousand lakes - Whiz

If you were a superhero what would your name be? 
Hashbrown Winters - Pigeon Criggle
Ah thanks, Pigeon... awkward - Hashbrown
Flotifulus the Dungeonwart - Measles Mumphrey

If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you want with you?
That's simple, but I would only need one thing. Mashimoto's jet pack. - Hashbrown
Uh, technically, being stranded would mean you had no way of leaving the island, Hashbrown - Gavin Glasses
Mmmm. Yum. A Dessert Island? I would need a fork, a spoon, and my blender for smoothies. - Four Hips

If you could travel in a Time Machine would you go back to the past or into the future?
Future - Hashbrown Winters
Future - Snow Cone Jones
Been there done that - Fibber Mckenzie



Hashbrown Winters and the Phantom of Pordunce

Life at Pordunce is back to normal – well, as normal as ever in the three-ring circus that passes for Hashbrown’s elementary school. But everything changes when a ghostly presence starts roaming the halls. And even worse, Hashbrown’s club may be about to lose one of its founding members.





1 comment:

  1. I'm loving this multi-character interview. Hashbrown and Co. sound like a tangled web of fun to read.

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